Deadly Disney

[pauly_gp]

My work seems to be of some interest and speculation at the moment. Recently I have been asked to write an article for cosmopolitan magazine, reporting on the advantages of euthanasia for the modern gold digger on the go. I, myself, never question the ethical reasonings behind such an individual who loves their old oil tycoon, aging monarch e.t.c.

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queerie

[anonymous]

As I was browsing on the Disney Webpage the other midnight, I came across an announcement that, frankly, made my eyes water.
As a gold-digger on the go, i love to catch up with the step-relatives of the Disney films (my idol being the step-mother of Snow White; she's a very misunderstood lady who, i hear, has recovered from the 'mountain' melee with the dwarves and is currently in rehab following her dependence on pain-killers - amongst her darker days, she recalls covering apples in morphine).
But can you imagine my surprise, when I read that EuroDisney will be scrapping the step-relatives from their staff (the ones who walk around in the costumes), as they 'send out the wrong message to children'.
I believe that these step-mothers, sisters etc. are the crucial element to Disney films and would be well on their way to finishing off their much-loved relatives to save them from their nauseating kindheartedness, if it weren't for these pesky kids.
Will you be tackling this issue in your latest Disney release?

Sins Of The Step-Father

[pauly_gp]

Unfortunately, the live action Disney film shall not be going ahead. This is due to the fact that the lead 'actors' could not cope with their new found fame and decided to conduct a ritualistic suicide pact. Although I forewarned the Disney executives that this might happen to the average fragile lemming that has probably witnessed its own parents suicidal demise at an early age. They still went ahead with production.

The incident itself happened whilst the lemmings were parading around Euro Disney, they saw a bus load of tourists and decided to detonate the heavy explosives that they were carrying under their undergarments which were used to hide their shame from those ever-so impressionable kiddies.

Anyway, as for your original musings. I myself am in favour of step-parents. If it wasn't for those, then I would hardly have any business aborting all those pesky kids. At least it provides the step-parent with an alternative to costly baby-sitting bills.