All through the election I have been trying to offer voters a 'real' alternative to choose instead of the usual suspects. Not that I stood as a candidate or anything. I just felt that it would be a good time to advertise my services, as I knew there would be people out there who have lost the will to live in such a harsh and undemocratic society, ( Read more... )

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I always like to reflect upon the life of Jesus whenever Easter rears its cocoa induced ovary ways. I often think to myself what a boon to my business it would be if someone like Jesus were to require my expertise in the art of life termination. I mean, I could just keep disposing of his earthly ways and he could just keep coming back for more. ( Read more... )

Sorry that I’ve been away for so long. It’s just that I’ve been trying to create my own diet regime to rival that of Dr Aitkin’s. Not that it would leave you feeling healthy mind, in fact it probably will leave you without any feeling whatsoever. I did think that just a plate of around twenty or so paracetamols a day would do the trick, but I’ve ( Read more... )

My work load does get very busy this time of year. What with dissatisfied lovers wanting the demise of their respective partners. Not to mention the amount of terminations that I have to get through with unwanted pregnancies. That is why I've decided to set up business by selling the aborted foetuses as a romantic gift for a loved one. I've even ( Read more... )

My work seems to be of some interest and speculation at the moment. Recently I have been asked to write an article for cosmopolitan magazine, reporting on the advantages of euthanasia for the modern gold digger on the go. I, myself, never question the ethical reasonings behind such an individual who loves their old oil tycoon, aging monarch e.t.c. ( Read more... )

I'm often asked by my clients (before they draw their terminal breath) how exactly I'm going to dispose of their body. Well, I don't usually add this feature to the whole euthanasia package, though I do take care of 'burial' arrangements out of sheer terror of leaving any evidence behind for those oppressive law figures who don't appreciate my work ( Read more... )

Welcome everyone, to my Euthanasia Experience!

If you're looking to 'go in peace', then you can reply to this message and I'll get back to you. (I may not be able to help all of you, so I suggest you help yourselves if I'm busy. Though, I will be posting regular lists of termination techniques for you to try out...)

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