Fatal Foebys

[pauly_gp]

My work load does get very busy this time of year. What with dissatisfied lovers wanting the demise of their respective partners. Not to mention the amount of terminations that I have to get through with unwanted pregnancies. That is why I've decided to set up business by selling the aborted foetuses as a romantic gift for a loved one. I've even

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[anonymous]

Doc Pauly

What a shame I have only just found out about the Foebys, they would have made an ideal gift for valentines day instead of the usual rubbish they sell in the shops like half dead flowers and stale chocs.

I wonder if you are taking orders now for next valentines day, if so I'd like a dozen Foebys and 20 'life like' dildo's. Please could you let me know what these items cost and which methods of payment are acceptable.

Thank you
Doc Martin

Tamagotcha!

[pauly_gp]

Well I did try to get 'Toys R Us' interested in my range of Foebys, but they turned down the offer in favour of a new range of barbie dolls that come with a breast enhancing kit. (So you can inflate or deflate her manufactured mamories, as well as your own...)

This led me to the idea of creating a line of 'euthanasia' induced toys. Though I don't know what specific toys in which to incorporate the desired effect with. Though I do remember that Tamagotchi's used to create the closest experience to ending an unfortunate creatures life in the most humane way possible.

As for your inquiry about the 'life-like' dildo's. I believe I shall market those under the brand name 'Jolly Roger' out of respect to an old friend of mine called Lance.

Re: Tamagotcha!

[anonymous]

I thought this website was a humorous look at euthanasia which seemed a little on the sick side but now you have me wondering if you should be locked up for a long time.

You can't corrupt Toys R Us into selling your products, this is children your messing with which is highly illegal. Euthanasia is aimed to be funny if related to an old dear on her last legs but children are our future. You are going to create a world full of violence and hatred and even the tamagotchi were a little sick, I cried for weeks when mine died.

I'd like to cancel my order for the dildo's out of respect to Lance although I would like to know what his connection is to the Jolly Roger before I report you to the correct authorities. I am, however, interested in the barbie dolls you mentioned that Toy's are Us turned down.

Yours Horrified