entry 410

[pawlfunkadelic]

i have two of the dumbest security guards working at the place i work at.

security guard number 1 : bought a brand-new car in feb. the other day i noticed that one of the windows gone and a trash bag duct taped in its place. i asked him what happened. he answered, i locked my keys inside, my brother can't drive and my parents were out of town. so

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[pandaxian]

Wow, that's like.. that's not even regular stupidity. That's extra stupidity! Shouldn't they be in special school? lol

[baulz]

are you back home?
'cuz if you are, there's a box filled with cool birthday toys for you that have been sitting in my room since august!!

august of 1994!!

[baulz]

also..
c'mon! why won't you tell me what BFF stands for? does it really mean binary file format? and if so, i just have one question to ask :
are you trying to seduce me?!

well, if you're home, call meeeeee.

[baulz]

or at least text message.