cheetos puffs cheezy pizza is the best tasting cheetos since their flammin' hot limon.

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cheetos puffs cheezy pizza is the best tasting cheetos since their flammin' hot limon.

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i want it to be constant meat locker temperature.
or even colder.
colder is better.

for the whole month of august, i am going to refrain from using contractions.
the one exception is when i am telling time.
because o'clock sounds better than "of the clock".

thank god for sharpies.

my mom was watching garden state the other night and when largeman wakes up with "balls" written across his forehead, my mom said to me, it's your name.

is there a catchier tune than ini kamoze's "here comes the hotstepper"?

i had an awesome sandwich the other day.
it was turkey with melted cheese, mushrooms and thousand island dressing on top of toasted wheat bread; served open-faced.
my only complaint is that it could've used less turkey and more thousand island sauce.

although my birthday is clearly stated on my user info, i keep getting e-mails and instant messages from people surprised that they missed my recent birthday.
staci is the latest person to do so.
so she made this for me using the keys on her keyboard :

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me : hey, quick question. what's better, blue or purple?
esther : what kind of blue and what kind of purple?
me : a dark blue and a dark purple.
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