for all the sad words
of tongue or pen,
the saddest are these :
"it might have been."
- john greenleaf whittier

how do people prevent ear-juice from appearing on the screen of their cellphone?
or am i the only one suffering from this problem?
is it because i'm cursed with extremely oily skin?

sometimes i wish mcdonald's would offer their breakfast menu all day.
am i the only one that has a craving for a bacon, egg and cheese biscuit at 6PM?

just great.
now i want some voss water, too.

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when audri found out she had missed my birthday, she told me to "expect something hardcore in the mail".
today, i come home from a long day of eating every possible version of dairy queen's mmmmmoolatté to find this on my front porch.
when i open it up, there's
this
and
this
and
this, with a funny note
and
this, a brown hoodie with domo-kun's face ( Read more... )

i don't think i know how to eat soup in a bread bowl ( Read more... )

is it weird that i still have a major crush on my high school crush?
like, a major one.
i'm talking majortoo bad she'll never feel the same ( Read more... )

people that wished me a happy birthday :
tim
minna
mister_fister
sandra

july 2, 2005, marks the 30th anniversary of when my dad came to america.
he came here july 2, 1975.

note : the crunchwrap supreme from taco bell isn't as portable as they will have you believe. in fact, it's highly impossible to eat it while walking around or "on the go".