i made a donation to the christopher reeve paralysis foundation.
this has nothing to do with anything except i just wanted everyone to know what a damn fine human being the baulz is.
the girls that have dumped me should be ashamed of themselves.

normally, i wouldn't do this but i was called out on someone else's livejournal so here goes ( Read more... )

lately, i've been trying out a new gimmick ( Read more... )

this site has some of the cutest girls' clothes.
here too.

i'll get right to the point : i'm getting older, fatter and uglier.
help me find a girlfriend before it's too late.

my god, pier angeli was beautiful.

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people in movies and on TV all seem to leave the same messages on answering machines.
it goes something like : pick up the phone. i know you're there. pick up the phone.

none of my boxers have buttons on them anymore and it's all thanks to boo.
apparently, he's under the impression they're all tiny pieces of candy.

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it never fails.
i should know better but i always fall for, what is commonly referred to as, "the oldest trick in the book".
haven't i learned by now that the gummy version of already existing candy doesn't taste as good as the original?
not even remotely.