DO NOT CALL ME. i live with someone elses family. do not call me if it is not necessary. write me an email. the address is ah_zut01@hotmail.com. im not sure why someone would call after 9 or so knowing i live with another persons family, but stop doing that shit, too. it is especially important that nobody calls now. there is someone ( Read more... )

brownstone birthday celebration at 10 tonight. dont be a pussy.

dear abby,
you didn't log out of your livejournal account at burns and now i'm updating. By the way, It wasn't me who took your ciggarettes!

with love, jamie

so who else is digging on these shamrock shakes over at mcdonald's?

as if mcdonald's wasn't already awesome enough, now we get these.

i could totally go for a hamburger right now. i think i'm gonna hamburgle it.

i locked my keys in my car. if anyone reads this before 10:30 and gives a shit, call me. 750-0322

kids, add my new livejournal: _abbylee

if i had any energy left id expose you for the little fucking worm you are. dont let my name touch your lips ever again.

thumbs fucking UP!

ps WAY UP!

We do not know what we want and yet we are responsible for what we are - that is the fact.

i smoke and i drink
and every time i blink
i have a tiny dream

but as bad as i am
i'm proud of the fact
that i'm worse than i seem

( das my baby momma )