Ugh. I SWEAR that I'll do that update soon. It didn't save on my computer for some reason. I have lots to write about. I'm just way too tired to write it all NOW.

~The Bill........out~

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I have a HUGE assed entry comin' up in just a few hours. Please stand by.

~The Bill out~

*****StATiC*****

1. Who reminds you of me? [actor, character, singer, etc.]
2. What word reminds you of me?
3. When you see my username [paythebill] what comes to your mind first?
4. What would be the first thing you'd tell me if we'd ever meet in real life?
5. Recommend me a friend from your list who you think would get along well with me.
6. Would you vote for me if I ( Read more... )

In The Headlines......

• In California, the Governator signed a bill that has banned the citizens of California from having sex with corpses. Yep. I guess when they made the law that states that it's illegal to harpoon whales from the a car on marked city highways, they must have overlooked the fact that they haven't made FUCKING DEAD PEOPLE ( Read more... )

According to this, I'm slated to marry my gay buddy and my best friend will be his bridesmaid. Awesome.

Today In PayTheBill's FAKE News............

New York: Former President Bill Clinton emmitted himself into the hospital today complaining of chest pains. "It hurts when I masturbate", the Arkansas native muttered as he checked himself in to a New York hospital early Friday morning.

John Kerry blasts the Bush administration while on the campaign ( Read more... )

Ahhh. The political party conventions. Here is my view........

The Democrats had theirs a month or so ago. I thought there were some great speeches. Illinois Senate canidate Barak Obama made a riled up key note speech which stressed unifying the nation once again. (Flashes back to the 2000 election in which Al Gore and Bush constantly repeated ( Read more... )

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Dave Matthews Band Sued

The state of Illinois is suing the Dave Matthews Band for illegal sewage dumping in a river.
It is alleged that the driver of the band's tour bus dumped the contents of the vehicle's septic tank, weighing about 360kg into the Chicago River on August 8.
Subsequently, a passing boatload of tourists were covered in the sewage ( Read more... )

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