Moving base to a secure location, this lj is at the end of its rope

so too bad if you read this crap.

I guess somewhere along the line someone started to write things in here. Take for instance that one about the guy in the job interview;

yeah, didnt write it.

So i guess ya'll should disregard that one. (Although it is cool, in a weird depressing sort of way)

Feelin' good ( Read more... )

Well, I'm back. Its been a while since I've updated, but not without reason ( Read more... )

i thought about nothing for the greater part of the day, really nothing. its a level of serenity that only the high priests of them buddist temples can reach; but who did today ( Read more... )

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, "You're a great guy, but I dont like you that way." This is roughly the equivalent for the guy going to a job interview and the company saying, "You have a great ( Read more... )

There is no good way to start a topicless update ( Read more... )

So the other night, i was aware that a rooster was humping a chicken and i had to go. i missed the whole incident, but whatever. Saturday, got word that a bunch o' friends and a special girl were having a charitable get-together, so i went. i saw anton get his groove on ( Read more... )

So I learned a few mintues ago that if you stair at the ceiling for more than 5 minutes, your eyes really hurt. Actually, its kinda weird to just let your mind go. For all of you that have seen that commertial with Ellen DeGeneres dancing, I feel your pain. I mean, its gotta be some sort of drug addiction she has, or that whole lesbian thing. What ( Read more... )

In france, Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to chance when he decided to commit suicide. He stood atop a sheer cliff and tied a noose around his neck. He tied the other end of the rope to a large rock. He drank some poison and set fire to his clothes. He even tried to shoot himself at the last moment. He jumped and fired the pistol. The bullet missed ( Read more... )