Some dude on the And1 MixTape Tour threw down the impossible -- a 720º dunk. This athleticism shit's gettin' outta hand.

This update is all about angels and apologies. So, first, did you know that every time I update, an angel's death I bring -- my offending words arresting the flapping of his wings. Please don't question my pronoun usage, either; women must be beautiful Victoria's Secret models or willing to be transformed into various flavors of delicious fruit ( Read more... )

Was the word 'bibba' ever accepted into common English? When was the last time you thought about the word 'bibba'? Hopefully not anytime recently.

Now at blog*spot: Undeniably Sexy Musings from The Dumpster.

Now I can update multiple sites - 3 including my old geocities site. Perfect.

"A big creamy dump!?"
"Enough! Fucker."
"Go home. Immediately."
"Just keep listening. Mayonnaise?"
"NO."
"Oh. Peroxide?"
"Quiet."
"Really, sorry. The underlying value--"
"Wafting excrement?"
"Yes! Zephyred."

A rare attempt at dialogue, embedded in another pointless A-Z exercise. This time I quit, I swear.

A boy crouched deliriously, eyeing, fingering, grinding his incisors, just knowing little, more not optional; periwinkled questions ruminated steadily, transparent, ubiquitous, very well X-Y zetetics.

That was a semi-difficult and fully unrewarding exercise. Laaaaaaaaame. And, yes, Z demanded dictionary consultation. How does something that ( Read more... )

I just got back from seeing Saves The Day rock Tremont. It was a pretty good show. At one point Bruce, Will, and I were hypothesizing about line-up changes we hoped Saves The Day might have undergone since we'd last seen them; Jonathan Davis, or, if we were really lucky, DMX, replacing Chris Conley; and, if Jonathan Davis, then Fieldy just ( Read more... )

Larry Bird and Adam Morrison do have one striking similarity - they look nothing like talented basketball players. Not at all. They look like bums. Alcoholic trailer trash. If I didn't know better I'd think they were drunken, personalized-jersey-clad fans who stumbled from the stands into the huddle to be mistakenly admitted to the game. Or maybe ( Read more... )

If you're bored, check out this speech I gave in my Public Speaking class. I thought it went pretty well at the time, though I haven't watched the video yet. The speech idea is adopted from a piece I'm writing ( Read more... )

Sheldon Williams, Duke's admired, respected 2-way stalwart and a favorite player of mine, has physical, especially facial, features more boogeymanish than anything I could invent. Thus, I've decided he'll be the grotesque creature whose existence I'll use to deter my children's misbehavior, threatening that he'll materialize and inflict gross ( Read more... )