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i just ate seven big spoonfulls of white chocolate macademia nut cookie dough. my stomach feels like a whore's vagina after a bountiful night.

january 4th, 2008 approx six pm, salt from 90's band salt & pepa walked into where i work. she was on my line. she was really nice.

that is all.

i woke my sister up at midnight to be the first one to wish her a happy fifteenth birthday. i am that awesome. for her birthday i got her a pair of steve madden boots (in brown) and a bracelet with her initials on it from macy's ( Read more... )

my new year's eve day started at about nine am. i couldn't get to sleep til about five, so four(ish) hours of sleep. i got to work about a minute or so late, tina was joking and went "anthony, you're late!" because she knows phil does that to me all the time. the day began, not bad. then it became afternoon; we were swamped. i usually don't mind ( Read more... )