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[peaklet]

I am honestly going on trial

For violating curfew in a park

That has no curfew.

Comments

[cutebaker]

OH FUCK CAN I PLEASE BE YOUR LAWYER OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE

[greenwiffenvy]

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I'm no lawyer, but all parks / schools / state parks etc have a 'curfew' of sundown.

That said, that's retardedly stupid lolsz

[peaklet]

Dude, I've violated Ashland city ordinance. And it's a convoluted mess of poorly written laws. LOL LOOPHOELZ.

[laserdragon]

ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWWA.

[wings_for_marie]

Do they know that you're white?

[greenwiffenvy]

^

[peaklet]

I dunno, the cop might have mistaken me for a lesser race because it was dark, but the judge was definitely in a well-lit room. I think I just have to go to trial.

[awayatthemoment]

Im sorry