"So, are you married?" An interesting question to be asked at the time, considering what we had just done. "No" I replied. "You will be soon" she said ( Read more... )

This will probably be my last post for a while. The stupidity that surrounds me has convinced me to seek life elsewhere ( Read more... )

So two seconds off the ship. I love this place. For one I can actually use lj. That should say something about where I'm at. Some douche decides that lj is improper, happens to be the sole systems admin and it locks down. No appeal no argument. But now we're at port, where less rules apply ( Read more... )

So the year has past. These days that used to mean a lot were just days. I spent them as any other; studying, running. I'm taking some classes on ship to pass the time, and the regularity helps. One professor (we have a couple residents) wants me to pursue a doctorate in political science (one of the classes). I'm not sure if that's where I want to ( Read more... )

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No legitimate business is run out of an apartment. Well, mostly they aren't ( Read more... )

I am not a good person. I have done some truly despicable things in my life. Things I will never tell another soul. If there is anything to religion, I have no doubt I'm going to hell - or whatever afterlife there is for rat bastards. I've broken every commandment. I've done things in muslim countries that would get me beheaded if I was caught. I' ( Read more... )

I've come to grips with life on this ship. Not that I haven't accepted this fact before, but now I have a perspective that would allow me to stay here in perpetuity without losing myself ( Read more... )

Different year, different meaning. The last pump didn't have water slides or alcohol. I thought I had two more like the last one before I got out. I might as well be on a cruise ship. Come to think of it, I probably wrote those words or something similar to them already. But I think I'm still drunk from last (*this??) night and so I believe I'm ( Read more... )

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