Way to sell out Melissa...what are you gonna be all Olde school and write with your quill pen in something leather bound? Yeah, I know you stole my quill pen when we went to the picnic...
I'm going back to my first love, diary-x. You're right, I did steal your quill pin for my skomps picnic. And I brought some of your ugly people friends, and Apolonia from Prince's crew. Just because I thought Apolonia would be skomps, and I could totally use her to get to Prince, cuz you know I'm a total groupie like that.
Let's go on a field trip before it's time for me to sell my soul and lose my sanity at Scarymount.
Yes, field trips indeed! Though it won't be with ol sally. :( Yes, I too sold out, and....bought a new car. LE GASP. I know, I know...but I didn't think ol sally could handle the NJ Turnpike, yaknowwhatimsayin? Anyhoo, I'm sure if we can't do something before school, I will surely be coming to visit you at scarymount and we will take a glorious field trip to escape our torrid lives in the metropolitan area. And bring Apolonia for when I feel like doing the monologue from "Let's go Crazy!" and partying like it's 1999! "Dearly beloved...we are gathered here today to get through this THING CALLED LIFE! Electric word life, it means forever, and that's a mighty long time, but I'M HERE TO TELL YA! There's something more...."
Lawks above, no more ol' Sally?! She was more than just a car, Danks, she was a way of life! I almost feel like the Backstreet Boys should create a spoken word interlude for ol' sally, "I'll never break your heart" style, spoken by that one backstreet boy with the unibrow, who I sassily nicknamed Cater-Kev-brow.."Ol' Sally, I know yo' hurtin'...right now you feel like you could never drive again.." Speaking of the Backstreet Boys, I suddenly have an urge to embrace my inner thirteen year old, complete with retainers, copious amounts of bubbleyum that I'll smack sassily so, and my back issues of tiger beat complete with hunky pin ups of that dreamboat Justin Timberlake.
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Let's go on a field trip before it's time for me to sell my soul and lose my sanity at Scarymount.
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New ride has a CD player too. BLING!
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Speaking of the Backstreet Boys, I suddenly have an urge to embrace my inner thirteen year old, complete with retainers, copious amounts of bubbleyum that I'll smack sassily so, and my back issues of tiger beat complete with hunky pin ups of that dreamboat Justin Timberlake.
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