I'm discontinuing this livejournal. I've decided that livejournaling is dumb and has no friends.

Well, its really not. I'm just lazy.

So there.

Times infinity.

I found the horror show that is my 8th grade yearbook the other day, and even though it's been over five years since my horrific photo was taken, it still really chaps my ass that people actually have copies of the thing floating around. Remember pudding bowl haircuts? Well yeah, I had one. Just smack on a beret and call me Dutch boy, for christ ( Read more... )

It's way to early in the morning for me to be awake ( Read more... )

Dude.
After my fabulous cohort Karen A. Melanson, Esq. hooked me up with a link to a fabulous site called "celebmatch.com" i have just found out that through uber flakey technology, I am most compatible with Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Yes ladies and gentlemen, I am compatible with the star who played young Simba in the Lion King. I suppose its just as ( Read more... )

Bah ( Read more... )

Not much to report today kids, except for the fact that I stole(temporarily borrowed, whichever--thats always a gray area) the most awesomely gay t-shirt from my grandpappy. It's from the fabulous Perdue chicken company, and has lots of sassy and sporty looking chicken legs doing active things like playing soccer and whatnot, with huge letters that ( Read more... )

A funny convo between my Uncle and I...because I'm super lame and obsessed with my family.
Uncle: What are you doing?
Me: Being a withered husk.
Uncle: What do you have to do with a piece of rotten corn?

Hardy harr har harr.

...Shut up. I cackled like a hen for a good 5 minutes about it.