GREETINGS FROM THE FEDERATION, PEOPLE OF EARTH [Action/AU week]

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[Despite the fact (or perhaps in spite of the fact) that most of the Academy seems to have gone completely crazy, Sunday dawns bright and clear, with hints of a warm spring wind against the melting snow. It is a fine day indeed.

A fine day to land your giant dong spaceship in the middle of the parking lot like a total douchenozzleSome might

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[Actione]

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[SO. AT APPROXIMATELY 0300 HOURS. Someone comes staggering into the parking lot looking for giant space dong. It's not here where did it go. GGghhnnnn she kind of stands around for a while, hoping she will find it, ambling in random directions until she gives up and brings a finger to her ear communicator. She misses the button the first two times but finally she gets it.]

...Colonel Falcon, this is Lieutenant Aran. Requesting location. Sir.

[colonel_falcon]

Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

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