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Let's-a-go!
Tonight I dreamed that I and a few friends had taken our bicycles to the local horse racecourse for a friendly race, but the racecourse looked more like a Formula 1 track and the bicycles could do powerslides while emitting blue sparks.
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Straight talk
Google.
Seriously, now.
You've already killed Reader, you've destroyed Talk, and you're poisoning YouTube. How many more services will have to die before you realize that nobody likes Google Plus?
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Enooooooough!
Every day I must go to the gym, otherwise my body aches. Every day I must shower, otherwise my body stinks. I have to remove hair (otherwise my body itches), shove nutrients down my throat (otherwise my body starves), and expel garbage out my ass (otherwise my body bursts).
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A poem
Death to you all
Filthy humans
Die
Die
Die
Each and every one of you
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Digital apartheid
What really irks me about tech support requests is the casual hypocrisy with which they are made. Five or ten years ago, I heard things like:
"My son is a nerd. My God, what a disappointment."
"You spend all day pushing those buttons! It's unnerving!"
"When I grow up I wanna be a doctor like dad, not a... whatever it is that you do."Now that ( Read more... ) -
Steam bending
I was totally disappointed when I clicked this link and found that it had nothing to do with Avatar: The Last Airbender.
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dlife(t)/dt <= 0
If I had to sum up everything I've learned in the last six years in one sentence, this would be it:
Every change in life is for the worse.
Every decision I've ever taken has been wrong and every attempt to better my life has brought disappointment. I give up. From now on, I'm just gonna wait in apathy for life to run its course.
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Exclusivity
I really wish Flower were available on the PC. :(
