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My penis is awesome. But only with help can i make it balls to walls
Allo Allo!
I'm updating after years and shit. Because i'm not a depressed fat fuck anymore and i didn't really want to make whiney updates. That's right Mallcore Jessica..I'm lookin' at you.
So Will has informed me of a show that i'm hoping to go to. (If my mother lets me). Hopefully it will be a blast.
Doing well in school. Passing everything ( Read more... ) -
I think ive wasted my time here.
It's the story of King Luke and his controlling wife Queen Alda.
An image of a man chopping wood.
A dismissive friend with nothing to do.
A self centered prick
A girl in the sunlight with tears of joy.
The friend in denial.
Another that repents.
Someone with a pretty face.
A brother across the country.
Yeah. I went to GoodWill today. And i ( Read more... ) -
Connecticut bound
Goddamn that whiney last entry! -
Exodus, Behold my wisdom.
I seriously think it's about time i grew up. -
It's Tricky..Tricky, Tricky, Tricky
Alright. This is booty. I showed Turco and Alex my "demo" song/tape. They liked it. So atleast i'm not as bad as i thought i was. I went over Brian's today and lit off some fire works. It was all good. Played a little mosh ball (basket ball but with more foot ball and boxing involved).
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Nothing looks right from up here.
Goddamn! It's been a while since i updated this!
My sister has come to stay with me for awhile. "Why" You ask? Because she can. Ive gotten better at guitar and ive learned the A pentatonic, blues, major and minor scales.
Joe's mom took him out of school because he was always sick. So he's gonna stay back and it's gonna be a bummer.
So, Uhm. Don' ( Read more... ) -
26 ways to dropkick your girlfriend.
YO, bitch. Give me yo pop tarts before i shank you, mutha fucka!
I would not make it in prison. I don't even have any good news, i'm just posting out of spite. so..Here are my report card grades.
Office Applications: 46
English: 90
French 1: 70
Algebra 1: 74
Earth Science: 80
World History 2: 83
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Well. I was gonna activate the virus. But i was getting high so it just kinda slipped my mind.
So we looked down the river and we saw the british come
There must have been a hundred of 'em beatin' on a drum.
I like that song. Its the start of vacation. No school. No homework. No mallgoths blocking the way at school with their fat, milky asses. No more computer class with that bitch acting as a slave master. Just relaxation.
Ive decided ( Read more... )
