PEE-PAW AN THA ASS CRAB EXTRAVAGANZA

[pee_paw]

IT WERE THE LATE SEVENTIES, AN LIKE USHWAL, PEE-PAW WOKED UP IN A PAHLE O FILTH. SOME OF IT WAS EVEN HIS

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[morganaus]

HOLEE HELLFAHRE, PEE-PAW! IM IN TEERS!

"THA BERING TAINT"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[pee_paw]

DAT WHAT PEE-PAW TELLS THEM LADEES WHEN HE GOES FRUM MUNCHIN THA MUFF TA TOSSIN THA SALID, AN THA SLIPERY SLOPE BETWEENS!

TAINT NO THING, ATTAL!

[janedivided]

Thanks for making me feel better! It's always nice to have a dirty old man in your corner. : )

[pee_paw]

YOU IN LUCK, CAUSE PEE-PAW BE THA DIRTIEST!

[sempereadem]

Pee Paw, you do my heart proud.

[pee_paw]

PEE-PAW'S TICKER IS AS BIG AS A GLAZED HAM!
BIGGER'N A GOVERNMENT MULE'S PROSTATE!

[gashlycrumb]

IT WERE EXTRA BAD FER THA PRE-HISTRIONIC LADIES!

I just sprayed a fine mist of coffee all over my monitor.

PEOPLES USTA POO OUT THEY MOUTH BEFO THEM CRITTERS.

By the way, when we were very young, my sister was fond of telling people that they pooped out of their mouth.

Take-out coffee: $2
Filling up the gas tank:$15
Getting to work, reading Pee-Paw and laughing so hard you spit coffee everywhere: priceless

[pee_paw]

YER SISTER HAD A X-TRA HELPIN O THA SMARTS!

AN DONTCHU SPEND GOOD PAPIR MONIES ON THEM X-PENSIVE JIFFY MARTS, PEE-PAW WILL DONE FILL YER TANK FO FREE!

[gashlycrumb]

Oh, I'll just bet he will.

[pee_paw]

PEE-PAW ALWAYS MAKES SURE TO CHECK HIS DIP-STICK AFTIR EACH AN EVRY RIDE!

That ain't nuthin'

[assriel]

A little lye and some o' that thar moonshine woodent fix. Yessireee!

Re: That ain't nuthin'

[pee_paw]

THEN PEE-PAW WILL SALT HIS GROINS, TO MAKE SURE NOTHIN AINT GROWIN THERES EVER AGIN!

WAIT, THAT CULD GET A MIGHT BIT TRICKY COME SCRUMPIN TAHME!

Ifn' yore wily

[assriel]

ye kin git yore nut no matters whut happins. Damn hippies makin' carpit unsafe for fayhne decnet amerikins.

Re: Ifn' yore wily

[pee_paw]

DONTCHU WORRY BOUT PEE-PAW, NONE!

HE GETS MORE NUT THAN PLANTERS PEANUT FACT'RY!