Comments | pee_paw: PEE-PAW AN THA ASS CRAB EXTRAVAGANZA

pee_paw

PEE-PAW AN THA ASS CRAB EXTRAVAGANZA

Jan 15, 2004 09:18

IT WERE THE LATE SEVENTIES, AN LIKE USHWAL, PEE-PAW WOKED UP IN A PAHLE O FILTH. SOME OF IT WAS EVEN HIS ( Read more... )

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atomistictheist January 15 2004, 08:00:19 UTC

Dude, I couldn't even finish reading this one. Weak stomach today.

pee_paw January 15 2004, 08:01:37 UTC

YOU NEEDSTA UP AN FORTIFAH THAT THERE GUT, CAUSE THESE HERE TIPS CAN SAVE YER PUBIC THATCH A SIZEBUL BIT OF ITCHIN AN SCRATCHIN COME CRAB SEASIN!

atomistictheist January 15 2004, 08:11:26 UTC

If I ignore it it'll just go away.

pee_paw January 15 2004, 08:16:24 UTC

YEW KEEPS TELLIN YERSELF DAT, TILL THEM CRITTERS DONE ET UP HALF YER COLON!

PEE-PAW SEED IT HAPPIN ON THAT NOVA.

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justdana January 15 2004, 11:08:34 UTC

Oh my dear, sweet Lord. That...was hilarious.

Mind if I add you, Pee-Paw?

pee_paw January 15 2004, 14:31:50 UTC

SHORE!

PEE-PAW LOVES ALLA LIL CHILLENS.
CEPT THEM REAL YOUNG ONES.
THEY IS MESSY.

badbabie January 15 2004, 11:14:33 UTC

pee paw, you make me pee pee with laughter

pee_paw January 15 2004, 14:32:47 UTC

YOW!

PEE-PAW AINT SEEN ONEA THEM KIND PITTURES IN A COONS AGE!
CEPT ONNA INNERNET.

BUT THAT JUST DON DOIT JUSTICE.

badbabie January 15 2004, 19:03:09 UTC

oh pee paw!
flattery will only get you up my skirt

pee_paw January 16 2004, 06:50:20 UTC

THEN THATS WHAR PEE-PAW IS GONNA GO!

PEE-PAW IS SETTIN HIS PANTS TO "SCRUMP"!!!

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jathomas January 15 2004, 11:24:00 UTC

Dear Pee Paw,

Pray tell, what do you do with all your extra parasites which survive the chemical burning?

Your pal,
Jason Thomas

pee_paw January 15 2004, 14:33:41 UTC

AINT NONE SURVAHVE!

PEE-PAW THEN PLUCKS OUT AN ETS THA CARCASSES!

THEY IS RICH IN PRO-TEEN AN RECTAL FIBIRS!!!

THA RECTAL FIBIRS jazzspazz January 15 2004, 16:40:13 UTC

That just takes it down the hall and into a new definition of YUCKY?

Thank you.
Laughing too hard.

How'd you get them critters any how Pee Paw?

Re: THA RECTAL FIBIRS pee_paw January 16 2004, 06:51:07 UTC

PEE-PAW WENT THAT THAT HALL.

THA FLOORS ARE STICKY AN IT SMELLS LIKE TINKLE!

Shag Carpet. modrobot January 15 2004, 18:12:12 UTC

Ya tried usin' substetutin' shag carpet terlet seat with a crushed velvet or silk? It be a might xpensif, but it's warth it! Nuthin's too fine for this partikular keestir! Nothin' like a lil class fer yer ass, I always saw!

Re: Shag Carpet. pee_paw January 16 2004, 06:52:08 UTC

PEE-PAW IS GONNA GET ONE OF THEM TEF-LON KINDS, SO THEM SEXSHUL DISEESES JUST RUNS OFF!

ALSO HELPS WITH THA WILD BACKSEAT SPLATTERS!