M is sick right now. I am going to go take care of her, but, before I do, I wanted to post these.


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Moving on, see you all on the other side. From now on, the late jazzspazz is now clitorisorusrex.

Confused? Please refer to the my last entry. Then, everyone congratulate inertiacrept.

Bye.

Apparently someone else has stolen the name jazzspaz I am jazzspazz. As you can see we are two very different people. I don't really like this name anyway, but this is annoying. So in order to avoid confusion I am either going to start a new journal or change my name on this one.
Any name suggestions?

I just recieved an e-mail from someone I don't know. I probably should not have opened it, but I did. Anyway, it came in the form of undeliverable mail being returned to me, but it was not from a mailer-daemon, it was from a regular e-mail address: mark_edwards525@yahoo.com ( Read more... )

Today is Monday. Monday is what today is ( Read more... )

jazzgod1 came over the other day and showed me and M THIS

We sat in silence for about 10 minutes after watching. I had no idea...

Note: you must have REALPLAYER and a fast connection.

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if you need REALPLAYER go HERE

Watch and weap.

Six AM rolled in with the giant thundering repetitive clap of rotating blades slicing through the air at 340+ bpm. Tossing and turning in the bed only exacerbated the problem. The pillow over the head did little to help as well. M and I were in for the long haul for this one ( Read more... )

"That's the way it was. They all were just, like, getting drunk: drinking Margaritas in those glasses. This was it, they were getting drunk at our office party. I was drinking pineapple juice, you know? Orange juice, water, Shirley Temples, you know what those are? Ginger ale and cherry syrup. You know I follow things ( Read more... )

But selling to lawyers is like trying to fuck an ithyphallophobic.

Ask me about self immoliation for fun and profit.