You left your Bible on the dresser
So I put it in the drawer
'Cause I can't seem to talk to God without yelling anymore

And I can hear the Devil whisper
"Things are only getting worse"

I had this (sick) idea today...you know those little capuchin monkeys...the kind from Ace Ventura? Well, what if (PETA would have my ass over this...) you could skin them and make pants out of the skins...and then market them as "Capu-chinos"...and then you could squeeze the "juice" out of them...and have "Capuchinos" and what ever was left, put ( Read more... )