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This is what happens when two dorks get into an argument.
Ben wrote:
I have been defamed in a manner most vile
By a rogue who sits and spews Goethe’s tongue:
One named Andrew, aka “Giant Shit Pile.”
Knowing that he occupies a low intellectual rung.
Andrew chooses to deal with his insecurity
By telling us all that he’s terribly hung.
Perhaps in your favorite bathhouse, this is wickedly flirty,
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I am a dumb/badass.
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Ya gotta fight em off with a golf club, I tell ya.
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Meet the new member of the band formerly known as the Ex-Patriots
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=122227569
RIGHT?!?!
RIGHT?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?
That's totally hot. Fuckin \m/ -
argh.
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But I'd rather be whistling in the dark.
Ok. World? Are you listening?
Good.
I'd like you to know, first and foremost, that I'm not your caseworker. I can't fix your problems, I can't pay your bills, and I can't give you a job. I can't help you with the shit you deal with day to day, frankly, because I'm not going to do something for you that you should do yourself. I balk at the very ( Read more... ) -
i require this shirt...
http://www.glarkware.com/productcart/pc/viewPrd.asp?idcategory=&idproduct=1788
Someone buy it for me? :) kthx! -
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I don't wanna do the ogre dance!! :( :( :( -
Andrew + Alcohol + Lasergun
So...
Three Jews walk into a bar...
No. Before that part. I gotta start over.
I work with two other jewish kids. Ben sits next to me, and is a riot. He speaks French, and as the best French speaker there, he can understand my plight: while I am a badass when it comes to getting medical records translated, I do not appreciate having all of them dumped ( Read more... )
