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You know what?!
I'm not the one who screwed up your freaking claim form!!!
ITS A FORM! IT HAS FIELDS!
***That means you fill them out!***
KTHXBAI! -
I'm just gonna say this...
I am NOT fat.
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BAHHAHAHAHA!!!
I'M FREE!!! That's right!
"Never text me again," she says! WOO HOO!!! *cackles*
So let's backtrack. Let's backtrack and go deeper into the story of how I got Sara to say, and I repeat "Never text me again."
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I have a new mission: dessert!
First, in recent news, I'm moving again. Despite the hassle, this will be awesome.
Instead of a place with holes in what should be a solid barrier between me and the outside world, I will be upgraded to a place that has holes covered in glass. Heeeeell yeah.
But with a new place, comes a proper kitchen as well. I checked the place out, and it's got ( Read more... ) -
Just might be the best prank ever...
I pranked two Taco Bell's all to hell today. I went through the Drive-Thru, humming through a kazoo at the loudspeaker thingy.
Dude: Hello, welcome to Taco Bell. May I take your order?
Me (through Kazoo): HMMZZMHMZMZMZHH ZMZM HMHMHHZZZHZZZHHZMZMZMZMMZZZZ!!
Dude: I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. Could you repeat that?
Me: Hmmhzz ZMHMH zhmm mhmzz mmh ( Read more... ) -
April Fool's to do list.
Things to do ( Read more... ) -
Frozen food section be damned.
Any frozen box that calls itself gourmet is in fact packaged indigestion, with instructions on how to reach optimum level of said intestinal distress. -
WOO WOO!!
So I met this amazing woman, who, for all intents and purposes, has whisked me away from the internet. That, and at my new house, we don't have an internet connection. Whichever you wanna say it, either way, I'm not complaining. We met a while ago, when she was hired where I work. We worked really well together, and our working friendship developed ( Read more... )
