"You Stopped A Hundred-Car Banana Train Trying to Sell Us A 'Possum?"

[pei_prof144]

So this past week blew huge balls. Except of course for one very important thing that you are already aware of if you keep track of this journal. For those of you who may not know or may not know the details thereof, I posed to my very good friend and co-worker Miss Carmen the question of taking our relationship to the next, more serious, step.

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"And people, that thang atacked at John up in the top of that tree. WAAAAAAHHHH!!!"

[mr_ass]

Congrats with Carmen, champ. I'm glad to see you've gotten something, someone rather, that you like and appreciate.

And I'm also honored to be your trainer. Everything will be worth it when we have beach bodies come summer. That and exercise is proven to have more positive effects than on the physique.

Good luck with that credit card bill. Lemme know if you need any help.

And thanks again for the tutor session on Tuesday, and thanks for keeping me in line when it comes to school. You're the measuring stick, friend.

[pei_prof144]

James, and anyone else listening, you don't want to measure "up" to me. I am an arrogant asshole; greedy and self-centered; uncaring, uncoordinated, unmotivated; irresponsible, shameless and disrespectful. I'm only good at wasting time, mine and others, and degrading people to make myself feel better. For the love of God, DON'T try to be like me! You need someone who can make you feel special, who is concerned for your well being and knows how to take care of themselves. Someone with ambition, with a goal for their lives, but is also willing to take time to help you achieve yours. Someone who can treat a lady like she deserves and properly honor his close friends. There are a lot of things that I want to be that I'm not and I never will be, no matter how hard I try. You need someone who can be whatever they want and is willing to put forth the effort to get there. I hope you find such a person.

[ddrcasualty_no1]

I'll tell everyone how to waste time:)