It's three days shy of my twenty-seventh birthday and I just lost my IKEA virginity.

I'm going to become a consumer slut.

( THE TWINS! )

Okay, Tom? First of all, in presenting evidence for a balanced, objective, science-based argument, you'd definitely do better than to cite the fucking New American. Read up on the John Birch Society and you'll know exactly what I mean ( Read more... )

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I swear, my beauties. That's what it feels like out here right now ( Read more... )

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Yeah, the last time doesn't count. That was my Jessica Rose writing under my name, in case you couldn't tell. Which, undoubtedly, you could. That girl radiates magic identifiable only as hers ( Read more... )

THIS IS NOT TODD! THIS IS JESS! BUT I'M IN BC WITH TODD SO I CAN DO THIS UNDER HIS NAME THINGER ( Read more... )