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[pelvicqueen]

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Pelvicqueen Announces Triumphant Return to

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[lysanderfound]

A forceful and triumphant re-entry into the blogosphere if I've ever seen one.

[editored]

I love you.

[pelvicqueen]

Well in that case...

*enters phone booth, exits clad in PR practitioner uniform*

Good morning, Ed,

Hope things are well. I was hoping that you'd be interested in speaking with pelvicqueen, who recently announced her return to LiveJournal. She is available for interviews anytime next week.

Even though you're a business writer, I feel that you will find pelvicqueen's story interesting and worthy of a mention. That's because I either have no earthly idea how to pitch a story, or because I just like messing with you since you have seen some extraordinarily bad pitches. You decide.

I would appreciate it if you could help us get the word out. I will follow up with you shortly to glean your interest. Please feel free to contact me during the interim if you have any questions.

Thanks, Ed, and I look forward to hearing from you!

Warmest regards,
Holly

[earthendenim]

hee. you forgot to mention the antics of the (pelvic)cats, the latest pelvicqueen spinoff!

[anonymous]

Spectacular

(How is it that you ended up with the same phone number as a sketchy Detroit disc jockey named after an animal? Am i the only one who researches these details?)

-internet wwwyzerddd

[pelvicqueen]

Simple. That's because I AM a sketchy Detroit disc jockey named after an animal.

[citizenerased87]

yay!
ond zomg that batman thing made me roffle

[citizenerased87]

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