Yet More Drunken Photoshopping: Voldemort's Commercial Empire, Yo.

[pen_and_umbra]

Statistical analysis pwned me like a pwning thing yesterday, but at least that's done. Now I have all the time in the world to watch DVDs write pr0n do diligent research on the paper I'm supposed to be writing this month. Yay. Ish. Sigh.

In any case, I ate some blueberry pie and had a glass of this fantabulous Pinot Noir, and this appeared:

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[furiosity]

omg, dude, you win forever with this. LMFAO.

Uniqueus Snoflakeus *snooooort*

write drabbles
*rubs hands together gleefully*

[pen_and_umbra]

*rubs hands together gleefully*

You, you... vile enabler of things H/D! Sigh. I can't tell you how headachy that was or how easy was it to make Draco a pencil-dick. ;P

[furiosity]

AHAHAAHAHAHA. I already have a Schlongathon entry sitting on my sekrit masterlist! *pwns*

[pen_and_umbra]

*is duly pwned*

Y'know, if I'd known that convo would lead to megadick Dracos appearing by the bucketload, I... well, I still would've said it. But now there's a disturbance in the Force. At this rate, Potterverse will have to be renamed Tripodverse and everybody, men and women, will soon be walking like John Wayne and cringing whenever they sit down.

[pen_and_umbra]

It so is. I keep going back to it and doing the fanning-myself thing with my hand. Whoo!

[k_navit]

Your usericon just made me pee.

[pen_and_umbra]

I aim to-- uh, well, not bring more pee into the world but, y'know. ;)

[elenculda]

*peers* Louis Vuitton has a fragrance? Somehow the thought never occurred to me.

I've always suspected that the initials stood for a certain Dark Lord's name, but that would be doing him entirely too much discredit. Even He would never create so foul a thing. Ohhh, the knockoffs alone are enough to trigger the gag reflex...

[pen_and_umbra]

It'd be just like Voldything to focus on luxury products. Good thing that I'm not as much of a fan of Vuitton as my mum is. ;)

[elenculda]

Oh, you poor thing. Don't let her suck you into it! That way lies madness!

Naturally He'd focus on luxury items. Exclusivity is His specialty.

*cough*

Well, that or death and destruction.

[pen_and_umbra]

What my mum has for bags, I have for shoes, and there indeed lies madness. Because there is no such thing as too many shoes!

Ayup. Lord Destruction Deluxe, Voldy's new nickname.

[pen_and_umbra]

It's kinda worrying how easily I can amuse myself. ;)