Yet More Drunken Photoshopping: Voldemort's Commercial Empire, Yo.

[pen_and_umbra]

Statistical analysis pwned me like a pwning thing yesterday, but at least that's done. Now I have all the time in the world to watch DVDs write pr0n do diligent research on the paper I'm supposed to be writing this month. Yay. Ish. Sigh.

In any case, I ate some blueberry pie and had a glass of this fantabulous Pinot Noir, and this appeared:

Comments

[dark_cygnet]

WTF, libido, WTF? You used to like boobs! *flails*

There, there.::pats you on the back:: I used to think the same thing concerning penii, then realized that Torri Higginson, Laura Bertram and Gillian Anderson were my new girlfriends. Perhaps if you looked at it as equal opportunity pervin lovin? And that picture of Hugh?
Goddamn, that's hot! Swansmooches!

[pen_and_umbra]

I looked at some pictures of Angelina Jolie and immediately felt better. ;P Yum. And really, since I still think that cock is the mixed green salad on the great gourmet menu of sex, I'll just do some distance perving and be happy that Hugo makes me go yum, too. Mmmmm... *stares*

[hilarita]

Things have moved on. Immediately after the Fellowship film came out, Legolas was the slash GOD. I suppose a subsequent Elrond trend arose.
(Library of Moria scares me. Are there any other, er, better sites for NC17 fic?)

[pen_and_umbra]

Legolas/Aragorn is still, I guess, popular, and for sure it's always Leggy-poo that these Elrond's-second-daughter Sues lust after. But I can't say I have a full view, since I try to avoid anything Legolas-shaped unless it's Elrond/Legolas. (Or Legolas/Gimli, because that so tickles my funny bone. ;)

Library of Moria is scary, indeed. I've found good stuff (mostly gen, some humour slash) over at Henneth Annûn and then just surfed around. Haven't found a definitive, moderated slash archive like West of the Moon (hobbits), alas.

[r_a_black]

I just looked at your icon and mostly stared at the STU part thinking "What does that stand for?" Till I really blinked a bit and saw STUDMUFFIN. *Shakes head at self sadly, oh so sadly*

[pen_and_umbra]

Seeing as there are so many Elrond Gary Stus around, that's almost appropriate a mistake to make. ;)

[pen_and_umbra]

A date would do me good. My social life has been very... boring. Adult-like.

Oh! And now that statistical analysis has stopped pwning me, I can focus on TDC. Will get it done this week. :) Will also write Thrawn-fic and then send off for you to spork it to death...

[strange_sinick]

Honey, if looking at hot men is a crime, then I would've had my LesbianCard taken away years ago. It's all good. As for the whole date thing, I'd gladly help if I could.

Hey, do you know of anyone who can make me a picture of Snape in a Boston Red Sox jersey (or hat, or anything?) Sadly, I lack both the talent and the software necessary to combine my two favorite things...

[pen_and_umbra]

I'm thinking the anxiety has everything to do with the not-date part, rather than the "oh, rugged stubbly chin man!" part. ;) Ah well. Should do something about that, I guess. *browses little black book*

As for Snape in a Red Sox hat, here's my before-coffee, five-minute rendition, if that'll do. (I do hope it's the right hat -- what I know of baseball could fit in a thimble and still leave enough room for all that I know of country music. ;)

[strange_sinick]

OMG I love you to pieces. I mean, really, that's a perfect picture. And yes, it's the right hat. Thank you thank you thank you. Baseball is infinitely better than country music any day.

And I'm very impressed that you actually have a little black book.

[pen_and_umbra]

Baseball is infinitely better than country music any day.

I can understand that -- I mean, there are hot dogs and beer to be had! But I think I'll try to understand cricket first and only then tackle baseball. Glad 'twas the right hat. ;)

[kathy1975]

Hahaha!!! I want one!! You are just awesome...

I love the "limited pure-blood edition"

[pen_and_umbra]

I bet the fragrance is just a mix of blood, Nagini spit, and cough syrup, with a touch of rose water sprinkled in for effect, though. ;)

[kathy1975]

Hmmm...true true...who would it attract though?
Don't mention the evil that is cough sirup to me!!!!

You and furiosity's banter about the planned infamous Draco Schlongathon completely distracted me from work.
I sat there stared out of the window & pondered about whether Draco makes up his lack of balls with something a lot BIGGER than a pencil dick!

...I have not yet seen too much use in a Draco fic, but thanks to you & furiosity...

*cackles*

Maybe the time has come to write one. But then you're idea of a Snape Schlongathon is very alluring too...hm...difficult!

[pen_and_umbra]

That discussion that beget the Draco Schlongathon was enormously distracting, and to my annoyance, it made me ponder Draco's cock for about half an hour. Very annoying. Bad f. ;)

And Snape Schlongathon is defs in the plans! :D It must be done. Seriously.