Yet More Drunken Photoshopping: Voldemort's Commercial Empire, Yo.

[pen_and_umbra]

Statistical analysis pwned me like a pwning thing yesterday, but at least that's done. Now I have all the time in the world to watch DVDs write pr0n do diligent research on the paper I'm supposed to be writing this month. Yay. Ish. Sigh.

In any case, I ate some blueberry pie and had a glass of this fantabulous Pinot Noir, and this appeared:

Comments

[dphearson]

See, Voldemort needs to stick to business an dleave teh killing to incompetent governments.

Airlines..cologne..fashion..tomorrow, the world!

[pen_and_umbra]

Or else Voldything should hire someone more capable to do his mass exterminations for him. *nods* Like, Darth Vader or maybe Morgoth. Very efficient people, and outsourcing is really the trend now, isn't it?

[lost_in_echelon]

i love these voldythings! they totally make my day.
it took me forever to notice the dark mark on his arm, lol!
i love it!

[pen_and_umbra]

There is really no end to Voldemort's ingenuity when it comes to fundraising. ;)

(And ahaahahaha! XD Icon!)

[r_a_black]

Your icon just killed my friend. Thank you.

>:)

[lost_in_echelon]

haha! i wish i knew who made it *shrugs*

[lynkemma]

*snicker* Brilliant photoshopping, as always, though I can't help wondering how that stuff smells.

WTF, libido, WTF? You used to like boobs! *flails*

*raises hand tentatively*

Could I just make a case for bisexuality? It's fun and you don't get any identity crises...

[pen_and_umbra]

That stuff? Smells like blood and Nagini spit. With a dash of narcissism and radishes, I guess. ;)

As for labels, I used to think of myself as bi, way back in the mists of, um, early 90s. But since it's unlikely I'll be going back to cock ever, I'll deal with being a Kinsey 5.8 lesbian (not that Alan Rickman hadn't already proved that no way am I a 6.0). Le sigh. I can't stay annoyed when Hugo's looking that dishy, though. ;P

[themostepotente]

I miss you.

BTW -- Saw your pic. You are teh kewt.

[pen_and_umbra]

Miss ya oodles, too. School's been kicking my ass like there's no tomorrow, and it ain't no fun. Sigh. I want my life back!

And *pokes* base flatterer. ;)

[stellarodyssey]

I love your photoshopping. Mostly because it's cleaver and it actually looks good. And your comment reminds me of something Margaret Cho once said, "And I went through this whole thing, you know. I was like: Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?"

I'm not trying to say your slutty or anything - or am I?

[stellarodyssey]

Uh . . . I meant to say clever, not the other thing.

[pen_and_umbra]

because it's cleaver

That made me giggle. :D

And wow, Margaret Cho is so spot-on -- I'm thinking I need to start quoting that. Defs!Because I really am slutty. Or at least a shameless skirt-chasing flirt. ;)