FIC (SW): "In the Imperial Navy" (Vader/Piett, PG-13)

[pen_and_umbra]

Title: In the Imperial Navy
Author: pen_and_umbra
Fandom: Star Wars
Pairing: Vader/Piett
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crackfic! Implied non-con, toys, bondage, whatnot -- after all, this is Vader. In crackfic.
Disclaimer: Not mine, all George's.
Word count: 1,509 words, complete, one-shot.

Summary: Along with the rest of the crew, Admiral Firmus Piett sometimes

Comments

[pen_and_umbra]

The prob with the Potter iPod is that it's just a regular iPod, and I have a 40GB one of those already. Am not willing to downgrade just to have the Hogwarts logo on the reverse. :P The nano is awesome in how small it is, yet it has the same capacity as the iPod mini. I'm totally in love.

[pen_and_umbra]

When I read about the HP iPod, I thought they'd do something like the U2 iPod is, with different colours or something like this. But alas, no. I mean, if there was more to it, I'd get it... and I already own the audiobooks, too. Damn.

ded from crak

[cobweb_diamond]

I would say something complementary, but I am dead. Dead.

Re: ded from crak

[pen_and_umbra]

Crak kills pwns j00!

Re: ded from crak

[cobweb_diamond]

*iz pwned*

Re: ded from crak

[cobweb_diamond]

*iz pwned*

[pen_and_umbra]

...

Okay, your icon made BRAIN BROKE ARRRR! *ded*

Crack gets ya, always.

[pen_and_umbra]

Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. Oh god.

[lamath]

I LOVED THIS! There totally needs to be more cracktastic fic where Vader gets laid. Tsk tsk tsk. Wonder what the Emperor would say if he found out? Bad Vader. Very bad. Needs to be punished. ;)

I don't think I'll stop laughing for the rest of the day. Wonderful work!

[pen_and_umbra]

The visual of Vader being spanked on the Emperor's knee just made me fall off my chair -- I was laughing so hard. The ultimate absurdity. XD

[lamath]

Wouldn't you like to be a fly on the wall for that particular scene? Or rather, an unfortunate red guard who catches a glimpse of something he shouldn't! *giggles*

I don't think I'll ever stop laughing now. :P

[pen_and_umbra]

Or even worse, to be that red guard who has to rub the ointment onto Palpatine's sore knees afterwards. Vader, being partially made of cast iron, is not a feather pillow on one's knees. *nods*

...o god. The crackfic plots, they keep breeding like bunnies.

[maelicia]

Bwahahahahahah! This is beautiful! It now explains why Piett is so nervous every time Vader talks to him!

I bet Vader called Palpy right after and told him all the details, just to piss him off. That's for sending me away across the Galaxy all the time. Enjoy the loneliness in your vast Palace.

How am I supposed to read my "History of Canada" stuff for Uni now????? Grr. And before that, it was Hayden and Ian who distracted me >_

[pen_and_umbra]

Mwah! Right after that call, Palpatine stalked off in a huff, Sith lightning-ed a hapless servant, and made a booty call to his bitch-wannabe Xizor. And thus the galactic soap opera kept spinning.

"History of Canada" sounds almost as enthralling as my reading on software process improvement strategies. Euw.

[maelicia]

Hehe! That little Galactic Soap will please draqonelle

"History of Canada" sounds almost as enthralling as my reading on software process improvement strategies. Euw.

It is dreadful. It is so dreadful, it made me write a Vader angst story -- which was so heartwrenching, it broke Ziggy's heart.

[pen_and_umbra]

Writing Vader stuff can be very catharctic. When I've had a bad day, I try to write something where Vader commits at least a minor act of genocide.