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If you are hungry for dinner and you don't tell me, I can't get it to you before you start saying, "I'm starving".

I'm fucking listening to god-damned Katy Perry...not that shitty "Kissed a Girl" song though

Baby shower #1 out of the way; number 2 next week.

P.S.  Drinking with the guys in the back yard was such a good idea.  
Dennis 1, Murphy's Law 0

Make up your fuckin' mind!

Sincerely,
Dennis

shorts weather is the new black

YES!  woot for free beer!

yup