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Neunundneunzig Kriegsminister
Streichholz und Benzinkanister
Hielten sich für schlaue Leute
Witterten schon fette Beute
Riefen: Krieg und wollten Macht
Mann, wer hätte das gedacht?
Daß es einmal so weit kommt
Wegen neunundneunzig Luftballons
Neunundneunzig Luftballons

just so i wouldn't lose it.

Coworker over intercom: It's been brought to our attention that there is a downed power line in the courtyard. Please avoid it when walking between buildings. [Five minutes later] An addendum to the last message: Please avoid walking between buildings if possible. [Five minutes more, fire alarm going off] Okay everyone, we're going to evacuate ( Read more... )

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that's morse code for "fuck you."

thought you might all want to know that.

LOOK @ my deviantART!

FUCKING BITCH!!!! WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY ICE CREAM OUT OF THE FREEZER?!?!?!

Bush Tags Bloggers As Terrorists ( Read more... )

you ever have one of those moments where you have all of these profound ideas and thoughts running through your head and you can't get them down on paper? either you forget how it went or there's nothing for you to write on...that happens to me everyday...

i think my head's going to explode...does anyone know anything that really works on sinus headaches??