Oh dear.

[penguin_dodger]

You know how it is, when you're going through old notebooks and stuff an stumble on something crazy you wrote a while ago? And it's embarrassing but kind of funny?

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[deora_mystic]

ha! the first entry i see on my flist (just as i was deciding to start reading flist backwards) is yours! \:D/

ohman. when were you writing that? i mean, how old were you? because i was never that kinky before fandom. i mean. no. *is in awe* XD :*

howizyou,darlingest? =)

[penguin_dodger]

I think we wrote that aboooout... 3 years ago? XD I was ALWAYS a perve. :P

I'm good but now you left ym, and I'm afraid that you want to divorce or something because i was staring at the chav's boobs. :(

[deora_mystic]

hahaa. and i loff you for it! :X

no. i left because you let her do your make up and then logged off to do the kinky with her ... WITH YOUR MOTHER ON THE COUCH IN THE OTHER ROOM! mum needed me in the kitchen, baah. >_> XD

but yah. i know you love tricking and i could never divorce you for that. although i could kidnap you >D :*

[m_delaverre]

Yay! If Alex is back, we can go 'eat' waffles! Fun!

Only problem is, I'm not likely to get credit any time soon. Maybe in the coming week. But perhaps if you call me sometime....?

Btw, what does the extra 'F' in BFF stand for?

[penguin_dodger]

'eat' waffles

What else are we gonna do with them? XD I'll try to call you soon!

BFF = best fucking friend

[m_delaverre]

Well, I was hoping I could get away with pretending to eat mine.

Or have you never seen American Pie? Oh yesh.

But that was a pie...Oh dear.

[6060_842]

Gollum has taken up masturbating. Filthy creature.
HAHAHAHA.

[penguin_dodger]

:P

He was probably feeling v. v. horny with two sexy hobbits for company.

[kyuukumber]

AHAHAHAHA. Oh God. I wish MY highly embarrassing old notebooks were as funny >D I just wrote down every single poem from LotR (mixed with teenage-crush angst >_>). Bo-ooring.

Gollum has taken up masturbating. Filthy creature.

*ded*

[penguin_dodger]

Ohmygod, my old diaries make me pee. I went through a 'lets all love the world and live in peace and harmony with the nature and shit' phase. Reading entries from that time is a mix of painful/amusing....

[kyuukumber]

Um, that's so much deeper than "I WENT TO SO AND SO'S BARMITZVA AND ____ WAS THERE AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND OH MY GAWD I LEIK FOUND OUT HIS MIDDLE NAME TODAY OMG OMG OMG!1!"

...I may have to transcribe them, because they are GOLD.

[penguin_dodger]

LMAO. Oh, yeah a goooood deal of that too. I recently peeked into a diary from about year 8, and I was like 'oh MAAAN. Another Valentine's day passed without a boyfriend.' AHAHA. Looking the wrong way, idiot.

I know what you mean.