i wrote a play. how much ass do i kick. it may suck but this is officially my first finished piece... EVER. copywright Jan 2005.

( ACT I )

THE TOP TEN CELEBRETIES I WOULDNT MIND SEEING DEAD, IN FACT, MIGHT JUST OPEN UP A BOTTLE OF CHAMPANGE AFTER HELPING TO SUPPLY THE CYANIDE CAPSULS:

10: Paris Hilton

9: Michelle Pfiefipherliefer

8: Aaron Carter

7: Cher

6: Anna Nichole

5: Cameron Diaz

4: Ja Rule

3: Puff Puffy Diddy Daddy Sean Puffed Combs

2: George Bush (although he almost tied with ( Read more... )

do i want him to admit that he's been wrong for fifteen years or do i want to lie to myself and say he has had no effect on me whatsoever for the past fifteen years? cause i cant have both.

you know something is horrifyingly different with you when all of a sudden, california coastal schools dont sound as appealing as they once used to.

how much harder it is now to fill out applications.

WHY AM I STILL AWAKE???

I DONT KNOW WHY WERE YELLING!!!

there is something seriously wrong with me. maybe its my pill. god wouldnt we all love to blame my insanity on that. wouldnt it be easiest.

i acted like an asshole today and im really sorry. i wish i could explain it.

so brandt calls my dad and asks for 2000.00 to renovate the living room for mom. he promptly recieves a check (written by his old secretary because he no longer can write checks- too shaky and drunk i suppose) for 2000.00 in the mail on thursday. this pisses me off. brandt is the one saying how he wants nothing to do with him, and yet he continues ( Read more... )

i was digging around in my drawer for a spare tampon just now, and pulled out a couple of them to tie me over till i drag my ass to the store later. so i grabbed a handful of them, without really looking at what i had in my hand. so i walk into the bathroom, flip on the light, and finally took a look at what i had actually picked out of my drawer. ( Read more... )

new email address:

GetOutofChandler@hotmail.com

write it down. put it in your little black book.

im so sick of this shit

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