one day ching chwang and catman decided to do their laundry. so they went down to the laundry room and discovered that there were 4 dryers. they only wanted to dry their clothes, not wash them, so they filled up two dryers and sat down to wait. but the cops came, so ching chwang and catman hid under their chairs. the cops found them and shot them ( Read more... )

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And thats when i realized why people suck

because they don't have a best friend like i do

thats when i knew why everything sucked

because i was alone with out my hand twin

i suck as a person with out you

m-"do you like crust? i don't"
s-"me neither"
m-"we can cut them off and feed them to the birds...or [certain kid]

"we thought of a new game. Open your mouth and we'll try to throw these crusts in. [certain kid], you go first...oh sorry we're too tired from throwing...."

tennis at night is terrifying and also a rush.

good news. i got a dvd and some cds today.

also i sleep with popsicles.

that is all.

may-"would you like a fork"
sha-"no but i'd spoon with ya"

sha-"OH MY GOSH theres a SNAKE in the ROAD"
may-"no. thats a pepsi rapper"

hey may i'm comming over after your all chubby like from the dentist and don't think i'm not, i might give you a day...but not long.

...theres your warning (*cough*i'm not going to call)

i have the best news ever.
p.s. we have to go prom dress shopping this week if you haven't already.

*walking into the exit at wal-mart and not getting in ( Read more... )