amelia, that was hilarious

so i got mono

and no, not the good kind

the penguins won the first pick in this years draft, ensuring they get hockey prodigy sidney crosby. This may not mean a lot to all of you (with the exception of ryan) but this will be the best season in a long long time ( Read more... )

that was "goodbye to everyone ever" by 'three times two, minus one', our first nominee

haha, its a song saying goodbye to anyone who has ever died

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so i walk into the auditorim, and thomas is chilling in the back with some cheese snacks, im all like woah buddy, whats going on in here, and it was a play about thomas. the play started with some guy in a dress (im guessing he was thomas? i dont know, the plot was confusing) and ended with some horrible acting, and a pinch of depression as you ( Read more... )

speculation be damned, it was fast

as prophesied in the beginning, he has returned

crazy tom today

crazy tom tomorrow

crazy tom forever

ps, party at my house saturday morning, and you are all welcome to come

if youre cool

good books are never long enough, and i hate finishing them (i hate it more than i should, the feeling after finishing a book can make me really angry). i also cant understand why im the first human (or any animal, id like to assume) to come up with the idea of instead of a wallet, carrying a sock full of money. it leads to much better situations ( Read more... )

if i was chosen to be pope, id make my name Pope Pottimus. I would then proceed to act really cool all of the time, id listen to rap music, wear nice clothes, drive a bmw. Then, people would see me and say look, its hip pope pottimus.