At this second, there is nothing I want more than a baby deer. Universe deliver. 

 I feel like I'm going to throw up. I've been torturing myself by looking at other people's photos on facebook. Girls I used to know, who used to live in Florida. Girls who are younger than me and more successful and much cooler than me. Girls who dress better and are more cultured and seemingly have better, more fulfilling lives than me. Girls who ( Read more... )

 I used to be skinny.

I need to figure out what it is that I find most appealing in people ( Read more... )

 Well, it's been a while since I have written in this thing. It's been on my mind lately and I think it's time for a livejournal come-back. I used to be so excited to get home and write about my day on here. Now it's a thing of the past and most people have deleted their accounts ( Read more... )

I'm doing you all a favor.

I sent these titles to the Exploding Dog person.
Maybe one will be used.
That would be the most.

"Baby, I'm the most."

"She needed a brick."

"I dream of a better life."

"These mini hotdogs are great."

"This palm tree is my friend."

"So 80's it hurts."
This is what's on my mind as of right now eljay people ( Read more... )

Oh my. I suck. I need to realize what the fuck I'm doing when obviously have no fucking idea. Now how do I go about doing that???

I'm disgusted and now this journal is friends only and no anonymous posting.


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Don't people understand how to get the cheapest price on ebay????!!!! They are so retarded. They spend days upon days being outbid and bidding more and in the mean time raising the goddamn price for me. Just fucking bid your heart out in the last few minutes to seconds of the auction. DUH!