Dear Fattie, Lose some weight. You know you've gained some, and its getting really apparent. Your towel doesn't even wrap around you like it used to, your shirts are getting tighter, you're losing your self confidence.
Can I just say how ridiculously redneck my family is?
First Nascar & Jager Bombs, now shooting? Really.. next thing you know it'll be Coors Light & Shania Twain at our parties, instead of Bud Light and the Radio.