"I'm Al Gore, the former next president ( Read more... )

I just accidentally ordered a hundred dollars of tooth whitening shit ( Read more... )

Patty J. McGuinn just walked me back from class.

I hope that counts as my participation grade.

My baby is flying home now, but goodness, did we have a fantastic week ( Read more... )

I'm home, after an adventure that included missing my train and an extremely attractive lawyer named John. C'est bizarre. Last night I went to the club with Jordan and Jarrod. I was molested by a homosexual; another tried to drag me into the bathroom. It was quite entertaining. Other things occurred. I love you ( Read more... )

It's so beautiful. 71 and sunny. Do I want to go to stats ( Read more... )

I'm feeling a little better. Improv is still up in the air ( Read more... )

Stats is the worst class ever. Right now she's explaining something about scatterplots and Pearson's r, and all I can think about is taking my sick little self and crawling into bed with Sirius. As in the stuffed animal. One cannot crawl into bed with a fictional character. Especially a dead one ( Read more... )

I really want a Paczki.

Everyone here thinks I'm crazy. They've never even heard of them!

I'm such a Michigan. *laugh*

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