Comments | pensivebard: I only wanted ONE gift for my b-day, and I didn't get it...

pensivebard

I only wanted ONE gift for my b-day, and I didn't get it...

Mar 04, 2005 12:49

*sniff sniff*

Won't someone please buy me this?

What Mike wants for his b-day

I promise to love you FOREVER! Or maybe shoot you with my laser gun. One of the two, but either would be SOOOOOOO cool! *nod nod*

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akai_ink March 4 2005, 19:47:54 UTC

Only if you promise to add the tactical nuke upgrade by the end of the month....

pensivebard March 4 2005, 20:10:53 UTC

Hrm. That is a negotiable!

jemah March 4 2005, 21:48:59 UTC

Oh gee.. is that all? Let me get my checkbook! Silly man. :P

pensivebard March 4 2005, 22:04:06 UTC

Yahoo!

It's already been ordered... sylvanelf March 6 2005, 03:39:19 UTC

and it should be delivered some time next week.

The only catch is that it's going to try to kill you, and you have to subdue it first.

Re: It's already been ordered... braziliansnoopy March 6 2005, 05:10:24 UTC

sounds like a good premise for a "reality" show. or as the marketers behind the contender say "the next great human drama."

Re: It's already been ordered... pensivebard March 7 2005, 19:42:46 UTC

What?!?! The car want's to marry me?

That is SOOO cool!

baldylokz March 7 2005, 03:28:44 UTC

Pay off my house and car, and it's all yours.

pensivebard March 7 2005, 19:42:05 UTC

har har...

um_frog March 9 2005, 04:17:24 UTC

You can't ask for an iPod or a Computer... no... go for BROKE!!!

pensivebard March 9 2005, 04:35:26 UTC

But of course!