HOLDING MY WHUISHT
The man beside me was saying on his mobile
"Daniel...Daddy is on the train out of Dublin."
But he wasn't.
He was doing a wee-wee beside me in a pub.
For a moment I was going to shout
- "Daniel! He's not!
He's doing a wee-wee in a pub!"
God - I was so ashamed.
So I was going to do loud train noises instead.
"Chu Chu Chu
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