Today is going to rule.

P.S. - Hey, what's up?

I graduate from Colts Neck High School.

Sweat me faggots.

So, I'm offically a college student. Bahaahahhahahahaha that is so gay ( Read more... )

Dear George Lucas,

Stop dropping the ball with every new installment of possibly my favorite series of movies ever. You're seriously hurting my feelings, and although all the stupid fanboys (and girls) are sucking your cock over this movie, I honestley beleive that it SUCKED.

Fuck you,

Jake

I can't quite begin to explain this one to any of you at all. The procedures needed for the operation are compltley out of our reach, but if we can reach Luke he can save us. The Millenium Falcon is neccessary also for maximum efficincy for the operation. The better this operation goes, then the better we all are. WE MUST LIVE MY FRIENDS. WE MUST ( Read more... )

I seriously never want to see a god damned chocolate chip cookie ever again.

<33333333333

Jake

Take your greasy hand back, 'cuz I ain't gonna shake it! Just 'cuz you hang with my friends, don't mean I'm gonna fake it! I got no use for you, 'cuz you're an un-righteous fool!

<3

I love my lifeeee.

I'm sick today. And it most definitley sucks. And I was sick yesterday. But, my totally sweet and cute girlfriend brought me ice cream, so I guess it was ok. And then we went out to dinner. And this is the most pointless entry ever.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I love ice cream. Alot.

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