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is going to an actual college party...it only took the completion of two years of college to get me to go..haha

i wish i wasn't a pacifist and that punching people in the face was more socially acceptable.

so i got up at noon..proceeded to shower, clean my room, talk to my mom, do my laundry, knit, make a blueberry pie from skratch, now im thinkin about doing my logic homework, and then facing the blizzard to eat dinner at the guys house, so they can eat all of my pie...then home and sleep...i think i would consider that a productive day...

"nobody forgets the truth, they just get better at lieing"-revolutionary road
"money is a good reason, but it's never the real reason"

I don't want to do my homework....like really. but I'm going to, because this semester has not started well and that is entirely my fault...oh well. im going to call GROW on monday to see about volunteer opportunities, and it just so happens that they share a building with the wymca domestic crisis center and center for women in transition, which ( Read more... )

post from craigs list that i stumbled upon, i thought it was funny.

So earlier I was eating pretzels. Some of those alphabet pretzels where all the pretzels are letters. I pull a couple out of the bag and look down. It says "die" in my hand.

How in the fuck would I just happen to get those particular letters in that particular order? Well, message ( Read more... )

im happy if a person has found happiness, but doesnt anyone think its odd that just about everyone and their sister are having kids before they are even legal to drinnk?

"pretty girls make graves" -jack kerouac

so i have a homework assignment due in my ent150 class, the first day of classes.. fine. but i can't find the assignment description anywhere on blackboard, just the compious bullitens and emails stating that an assignment exists...so i email my prof. not only is he in south america..he chooses to switch between 1st and 3rd person throughout his ( Read more... )