Dear High School Facebook:

Fuck you.

Love, Ashley

Ana Oro is back.

I'm writing a paper about abortion! Yay. This excites me because I feel like I totally understand the issue and my argument... as opposed to the whole computers can think thing.

Woohoo.

I did a psych experiment and got paid $25. SWEEEET.

wow... it feels way later in the week than monday... maybe that's because i worked all day yesterday ( Read more... )

omg.... I was just looking through my brother's music collection on his computer (i'm here in kirksville in his apartment) and I found a song called, "Jesus is Alive and Well." It's SOOOOOO FUNNY. OMG.... awesome.

Dad: You need to schedule an allergy shot sometime this week, but not on Friday because I may need the car to pick up Adam from Truman.
Ashley: Well, I have a doctor's appointment on Friday.
D: A doctor's appointment? You didn't tell me about it. What doctor?
A: What doctor do you think?
D: Well I didn't know you had an appointment so I made one ( Read more... )

Then a woman said, Speak to us of Joy and Sorrow ( Read more... )

So I just got a letter from Truman offering me full tuition, room, and board for the next four years. Furthermore, they'd pay me $1000 each year (maybe each semester??) for additional expenses. How about that ( Read more... )

DarkMerlin12 (8:05:57 PM): heh, i'm trying to convert John Williams to Discordianism on the MSA boards ( Read more... )

Thbsuperman (10:06:07 PM): whats up stanger ( Read more... )