-Assholes are like daisies, they tend to spring out of their graves on sunny days.
-Where are my pants? OMG there's someone in here!!
-(A. describing how the kitten was pulling a string out of the carpet..) Grow you stupid thing! More! More!! MOOORE!
(me).....thats what she said :-)
(A. throwing something at me cuz he just got OWNED)
-(BIG ROARING wtf
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