Melanie: "What happens if 2 gay guys wanna have a baby?"

(I then explain the options of adoption or possibly a sperm bank/surrogate mother.)

She replies with:
Melanie: “YEAH!! Like, the 2 guys can mix their sperm together, and then give it to the surrogate mother, and the baby can look like both guys!!!!”

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Ok, yea...things are finally looking good. A few top reasons in no particular order:

1) This past friday I went to ( Read more... )

1. Our trip to Florida was fun! Too bad I was fuckin delirious for most of the trip. A lot of it just seems like a haze. Seeing Orlando again was really cool. I could never live there again, but overall it was fun. Ft. Lauderdale is a really cool city!! The beach is great! I wanna go back there. I'm still sick of seeing roads and interstate signs ( Read more... )

1) Joe, Erin and I will be in Orlando soon!! We're leaving friday and coming back whenever we god damn well feel like it! This is gonna be an orgasmic trip!

2) Lady Erin Pettis of Tampa can expect company while we're in Florida! Tampa is only an hour away from O-Town, and the way I fuckin drive, we might be there in 15 mins.

3) I'm bored.

4) My ( Read more... )

I'm not quite sure where to start with all of the insanity! First ( Read more... )

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Wow, what a killer fuckin birthday! This has been one of my favorite birthdays, ever. Hell, maybe my favorite! I wanna thank everyone that threw me some 'happy birthday!' comments. All of the phone calls, messages, etc were great, and they really meant a lot...for real! I dunno why, but for some reason, today/tonight just made me feel really ( Read more... )

HAPPY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Go away!
Nobody likes you!
You're a nuisance to the human race!
You make me sick, soar throat!
Fuck you!
Go away!

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