last night, she said...

[perditapuss]

i drink one gigantic hurricane as soon as i get to dustin's. i get tipsy. (those things are pure alcohol.) after an hour or so, i have a beer and another hurricane. i drop to my knees and crawl over to dustin. lindsey stops me from unzipping his pants with my teeth with a shrill scream. everyone gathers around me to hear the "jizz in the eye" story

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[dreamwiadream]

Wes..cute, awesome, and charming gay boy by any chance?

[perditapuss]

yes, that's wes exactly.

[dreamwiadream]

awwww,,, I fucking love wes... he's the shit. If he weren't gay.. I'd so be all over it!

[perditapuss]

believe me, i agree! ALL up on it.

[icytears]

very nice. you and i always play fucking care-taker. bastards need to learn to control their liquor! rAwr.
i hope you're having fun with your grandparents, because grandparents fucking rock!
i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

[fourdegrees]

way to work for the enemy's team. you are an odd one.

[perditapuss]

the enemy's team? my whole point was to shove her closer to him, so i at least somewhat did what i wanted. i just don't have the balls to blatantly try anything with dustin, b/c i know he'd turn me down.