Comments | perditapuss: christianity: it's not who you are. it's who you know.

perditapuss

christianity: it's not who you are. it's who you know.

Sep 20, 2004 16:19

i visited my grandparents over the weekend. my granddad is a retired preacher. i got to see pictures from when he and my grandma met in the 40's. they were adorable. i also saw pics of my granddad baptizing people in the mississippi river. it was kinda creepy and cool, at the same time. (how in the hell?) my grandparents are the most boring people ( Read more... )

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icytears September 20 2004, 13:27:06 UTC

and...i'm curious.

i'm gonna baptize my baby in the nile. HAHA....then they can say they were baptized in "denial." oh man, i'm so funny.

perditapuss September 20 2004, 13:43:56 UTC

you can't baptize your baby, you aren't ordained. and you don't have a baby. and you AREN'T curious; you didn't ask a question!

icytears September 20 2004, 13:50:23 UTC

alicia, i am going to become ordained via the internet. i will have a baby.

shit you're difficult, infer bitch, infer!
"alicia, why did the preacher at church on sunday ask 'where in the bible does it say women have rights?!'"

perditapuss September 20 2004, 13:52:40 UTC

fake name joey got ordained on the internet. LOL.

yes, you will have a baby, and it will be deformed.

he said that to prove his point about anti-abortion laws.

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enron September 20 2004, 13:44:05 UTC

Christianity...its more then just fashion

oh christ, my lord and savior perditapuss September 20 2004, 13:46:28 UTC

christianity...next on "what not to wear"

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Re: oh christ, my lord and savior enron September 20 2004, 15:32:07 UTC

;-)

Re: oh christ, my lord and savior perditapuss September 20 2004, 17:09:08 UTC

ooohhhh, a winky face. sweet action.

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onlyinnocentsdi September 20 2004, 14:07:02 UTC

'where in the bible does it say women have rights?!'
i would have shanked him right then and there

perditapuss September 20 2004, 14:10:01 UTC

my sister had to put her hand overmy mouth so i didn't yell out. i have to go to church when i'm with my grandparents, so i basically just zone out for two hours. my grandma teaches sunday school, and my granddad teaches a different older people class(since he no longer preaches), so they are hardcore and they think my whole family is going to hell. we have to go to church with them to prove we won't burn.

dreamwiadream September 20 2004, 15:21:33 UTC

I would have beat the shit out of him.

icytears September 20 2004, 14:17:33 UTC

that's because women dont have rights. there only rights are cooking, cleaning, making babies, and lookin good.

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